Step 1 – Analyze the situation. It is time to do the laundry.
Step 2 – Sort the laundry. Be sure to toss out every piece.
Make sure to leave nothing behind.
Step 3 – Wave. Hi mom.
Step 4 – Plan an escape route. If I got in, I must be able to get out.
Holler for added effect.
Step 5 – Notify appropriate personnel of the situation.
